So I got these in the mail today.

They're supposed to be for my Wonder Woman costume for Hallowen. Supposed. The red bustier is halfway done, but the hard part hasn't even started yet - putting the signature gold "double W" on the front. Not to mention the fact that the rest hasn't even been started on yet - the belt, headband, wristbands, blue skirt (I am not doing briefs, I still have a little bit of pride), and the monstrosity that is the cape. Since I like to make life difficult for myself and put a special "authentic" touch on all my costumes, I have decided to make a replica of the cape that Lynda Carter wore on the TV show, and not just a plain red cape, which would be so much easier. Google image it if you want, I'm too lazy to do it here.
It will be a miracle if it gets done in time. Luckily, I have a backup - Strawberry Shortcake, new and improved, and made my me, of course. I don't do store bought crap.
Its just par for the course for me these days. I feel like my days are chock full, but I get nothing done. I have so much to do around this condo, work is crazy like it always is, I haven't updated my blog in forever, and I am long overdue for a pedicure. I just spent my Friday evening renewing my safety certification online, which I have had months to take care of, so that I can judge my first gymnastics meet of the season tomorrow without being in violation of USA Gymnastics policy. I also have to take another test to maintain my rating, but haven't had time to study. The last chance to take it is in December, or I will lose part of my rating.
What on earth would I do with myself if I had a husband and children to take care of? I can't even take care of myself!
My one victory I am clinging too is that my marathon training is still going strong. No matter what, I do not allow myself to stray from my schedule, unless I absolutely have to. 16 mile run, here I come!
I need a lackey or something. Any takers?